can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via parkingstrange)

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

16 hours ago // 105,075 notes


My mom is taking up beekeeping and asked if I’d help.
Um hell yeah

17 hours ago // 22 notes


do rude people know they’re rude

I am rude and the answer is yes.

(via seanp0donnell)

17 hours ago // 308,774 notes